February 2012
Sorry for the silence. Been busy. Tomorrow I have a 14 hours shift so yeah.
What a day.
I walk into the shop to see some kid calling Mel a cunt because she ID’d him and apparently “it ant even your job” … erm… yes it is.
Have to split up a fight between two 30 year old men which started because one was throwing pens at the other (Really)
Kicked about 10 people out for various reasons; barred, self excluded no ID, etc. None seemed to want...
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Son, your ego is writing cheques your body can’t cash.
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Big interview - James Tomkins
Interviewer: What has Mark Noble been doing so well in the matches against Millwall and Southampton?
James Tomkins: "I think it was playing with me, to be fair!
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Last week I had to do a shift with this girl who had just moved back to our district after working the other side of London for a bit. Marc was all “You two will really get on” and we really did and we chatted non stop football for like 2 hours (stopping occasionally to serve customers) and then she stuck up for John Terry and our new found friendship was pretty much over.
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Is it sack the manager month or something?
laserbeak:
mortally-coiled:
tumblr seems to be distinctly lacking a please sign this e-petition to stop the NHS bill post which is odd and a little upsetting.
British people who care about our NHS need to get on this:
https://submissions.epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/22670
Sign it, please?
PLEASE.
791327:
If One Direction didn’t dress like All Saints have thrown up on them they’d look quite buff.
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Pay £500 a month for a one bedroom house OR £400 for a one bedroom flat?
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“Spend Valentines with your one true love WEST HAM UNITED.
Top of the table clash under the lights!
The biggest match of the season”
WHY AM I WORKING ON TUESDAY?
WHY WOULD MY BOYFRIEND NOT CHOOSE TO SPEND OUR VALENTINES AT THIS EVEN IF I WASN’T WORKING????
This week I have mostly been spending too much money on underwear.
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Throwing pens at customers because they say Mark Noble is shit.
January 2012
I just spilt cough syrup all down my West Ham shirt.
Says it all.
Catastrophic result, but we’re still top of the league and Millwall are still hovering nervously above the relegation zone.
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Aw West Ham really are a club who know how to make you feel better aren’t they?
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This morning at 5:00 after several hours of not sleeping and keeping Ant up with my incessant coughing we decided to just give up on sleep altogether and watch Firefly instead.
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Matty Taylor is back and starting. I’m so happy I could cry.
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In all the transfer deadline day furore, I completely forgot we actually have a game tonight. Oops.
Yesterday I was having a “omg why do I follow half these people, what is this crap they are posting?” day.
Today I’m having a “omg these people are all my soul mates” day.
mellonhollie:
i tell the internet too much about my life
Those tights are £45.
I may have to make my own.
I’ve coughed so much in the past 18 hours I think I might be getting a six pack.
megagoff:
cba to iron so i have hung my clothes up in the bathroom, put my shower on 50 & shut the door, hopefully the creases get steamed out. Is that extremely lazy?
I do this all the time haha
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zoobaby:
FUCK SAKE JUDSON NOBODY LIKES YOU GO HOME. WADE AND ZOE FOREVER.
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I have one female contact on my phone that isn’t work or family.
What the fuck is that?
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fortystoreystall:
Instead of writing my shitty speech about blood diamonds for school, I made a huge Carlos Tevez spam in preparation for today.
He needs to sign for us, if only to justify my procrastination.
I called in sick for the fist time today.
I am so ill.
I honestly cannot remember the last time I felt this rough, but I know it was when I still lived with my mum and dad soooo at least 5 years.
I called the shop and Adam answered
“Who’s this?”
“It’s Andrea”
“Sorry, Andrea who?”
“Erm, me, the girl you work with everyday”
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